An Actual Fable about Two
...and there were two men who dwelt within a City. One man was called Golden Boy because he was very charming. The other man believed in Direct Action.
"It gets results!" he said to others.
Nevertheless, even though he had no auric glitter, the direct man coveted the name and fame of Golden Boy. So he went into Action. He employed the bureaucracy and changed identity. Henceforth, it was okay to call him Golden Boy, the Second.
Thus he was made happy from Direct Action.
But his friends preferred simplicity.
So they referred to him as 'Second'.
His Hispanic amigos called him 'Dos'.
MORAL: uno dos...