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a.homespun.fable

Aahl, [aka] The Wild One, was so hip to paradox that, two weeks after he was born at an early age, he asked his Moms, "Why?"

The soothsayer that Moms sought to foresee could not soothe either when she sighed, "O Yea! This one's comet's beard's on his backside!"

Matters went south from thence, until now we find T.W.O a-speeding on in a red sports car that could piss on lightening. He's a-rushing to his old lady's crib, and he's a-hoping that tonight, this hungry night, she won't have cooked the Basmati too grainy.

MORAL: A touch of macho domus.