A Fable about a Certain Young Lady
There was a Certain Young Lady who had a handsome Boy, and because she liked him so much, decided to keep him.
But soon the Boy grew Larger than Handy and stretched her resources to the Limit, making her then determined to unfetter them both from this Deviated state d'affaires.
However, a consequent Traumatic withdrawal period convinced her that She had had Him 'by the nose', and that She was unable to satisfactorily get Him out her system.
Nowadays, she Solicits the ease of Strangers to Help up-keep her overgrown Habit.
MORAL: Adjustment IS the final Certainty.