A Fable about Diet
There was once a lady who had an extra mouth she was unwilling to recognize as such. This mouth constantly dribbled from hunger and, of course, the lady's intimate garments suffered viscid tortures.
After much anguish, she decided to confront the yawning maw problem. She began to regard it as an open sore, and sought to heal the living wound by various therapies.
The best reaction came from a regular supply of solid protein. Eventually, the lady was so satisfied, she couldn't get enough.
MORAL: Meat makes a difference.